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| | Signers of the Declaration of Independence were proud to be the
07/01/2008
When I was a boy, a petition made the rounds in our small town demanding the correction of some glaring blunder of local officials. The administration wasn't going to be happy when the petition came up at the next town meeting and nobody wanted to be the
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| | Why not choose to be shoeless?
06/24/2008
Anthropologists claim to have found the earliest surviving pair of shoes dating to about 8000 B.C. in, of all places, the state of Oregon. I think I found the second earliest pair when I looked in the back of my closet this morning.
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| | First man did not make the clothes
06/17/2008
One day in the Garden of Eden the First Lady decided there should be clothing. So Adam, who'd been doing all the fruit, root and vegetable gathering (with one terrible exception), was sent out to see what he could find. No problem. He came back in 15 minu
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| | What’s thrown in the attic, stays in the attic
06/10/2008
There are reasons why I haven't moved away for nearly a half century. The most important is I love Lake Parsippany.
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